Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do — whether it is correct or not.