A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.