I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.

The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.

In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.