People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist — and better tools.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

A camel is a horse designed by a committee

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.