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I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air — however slight — lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.

I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.